Oh, please, please, please, humor gods, please touch me with your noodly appendages.
And only tangentially related, I told one of those obnoxious subway proselytizers, one of those people giving GRACE to JEEE-ZUZ because HE will judge you for your EVIL homosexual ways, to shut the fuck up this morning, because he was ruining everyone's 7:30. I said it in a really loud voice, too.
"Dude. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."
People applauded.
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Touchdown nothing. He's saying, "Dad! Get me the fuck out of here!"
Well, Dad Almighty tried, but apparently the Bible Belters are going to rebuild the damn thing. Evidently they don't believe in divine messages.
Well, now I don't have to come up with the funny. Thanks, Don!
check this out over at huffpo the comments are outrageous
OMG, Nancy, the comments are hysterical...
Someone recommends making a Touchdown Jesus for Burning Man. Don? You up for that?
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