Ok, so maybe MY flying monkeys aren't so scary. But still.
I realized it's because I'm still dehydrated from the weekend spent in the sun, drinking beer, staying up most of the night on Saturday, walking around in the heat on Sunday, then eating Indian food on Sunday night. Boy, I'd really like some of that Korma chicken right now, in fact.
I should know better, because I know all about "clear and copious." My idea of fun used to be 6-hour bike rides, for christ's sake. I know what I'm supposed to do. And still, I didn't do it. Nothing has been "clear and copious" for a couple of days, at least.
So, I'd like to offer my apologies for being an asshole all over the internet, and maybe on your blog, and maybe on someone else's blog, and maybe on Facebook, and perhaps via text message.
I'm still dehydrated and working very hard with the good people at Pepsico who are mainlining blue Gatorade into my system to get my electrolytes aligned with the summer solstice so I don't yell at someone's dog or kick their kid on my way home tonight.
I'm sorry if I have been an asshole on the internet today.
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