Listen, all babies are too boring to blog about. But people do it anyway.
Babies do baby things. For a little while they are immobile shitting meatloaves. Then they become teething shitting meatloaves. Then they become mobile shitting meatloaves. Then they become mobile shitting little people.
After about 5 years, they become interesting.
Two years later, they have become doppelgangers of their parents, and that means if the kid's dad is an officious prick, chances are the kid's already started to become one, too.
Can't they just be born 18 with their bags packed, the end? I woulda totally signed on for that.
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