1. What curse word do you use the most? "Fuck." Followed closely by "asshole." I used "love" recently and got my mouth washed out with soap.
2. Do you own an iPod? What's an iPod?
3. What person do you talk to on the phone the most? Vendors. Ed and I talk about hockey every morning. My sister Anne.
4. Do you still remember the first person you kissed? Fred Scafidi from South Philly, on a vacation in Wildwood, NJ. I was 15. He was the first boy who ever wanted to kiss me. Then he spent the rest of the summer writing me passionate letters declaring his undying love and how he wanted me by his side for-evah. I was like, FEH.
5. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01? On my knees in front of the tv in my just-purchased house in Breckenridge, CO, in my bathrobe with the phone in one hand, watching friends die on live television.
6. What was the last movie you watched? Honestly don't remember.
7. Has anyone ever called you lazy? My mom, every time she found me reading a book instead of doing my chores.
8. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? Valerian drops in my water before I go to bed. The occasional Tylenol PM. I don't like to medicate.
9. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Yes.
10. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? How tall he is, if his hands look useful, and whether he has kind eyes. Unfortunately you can't see a dirty mind.
11. What are you looking forward to? Being finished paying off debts. And going to California a few times in the coming months. There are Woodpeckers in California.
12. Do you own any band t-shirts? Not anymore. Lots of AIDS ride t's, coney island, and of course my Sidney Crosby 87 shirt.
13. What will you be doing in one hour? Who cares? I'm on vacation!
14. Is anyone in love with you? No. No. No. Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckety-fucking-FUUUCK (see #1)
15. Last time you cried? About a half hour ago.
16. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop? Blackberry!
17. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Nope.
18. Would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos? Why wouldn't I? Except if they were covered in white-power, swastika kind of shit.
19. What were you doing before this? Checking work email even though I am on vacation. WTF is wrong with me?
20. When is the last time you slept on the floor? So long ago I don't remember. Does the floor of a tent in Palmer, Alaska count?
21. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? Seven? Eight?
22. Do you eat breakfast daily? Oatmeal and a banana every weekday. Sometimes I make myself a country breakfast on weekends, other weekend days I forget to eat altogether. I know, who forgets to eat? That must take a special kind of stupid.
5 comments:
Why do we all say fuck so much? There are so many other good swear words, but somehow ... they just aren't as versatile, or something.
I like "dick" and "prick," too, as in "that guy is a total..." Or "that was a dick move."
Once I said someone went off on a "dickish tangent" and that got a big laugh from a couple people. :)
I've been calling people 'adult diaper afficianados' lately. It sounds so much more cultivated. And the kids don't understand what I'm saying.
one syllable. Ends with a "K" sound. Starts with a fffricative. Very satisfying; what's not to lurve?
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