Wednesday, June 2, 2010

By Request, 'specially For Ace: Jedi Master Mace Windu As Voiced By Jules Winnfield

(From the early 2000's)
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson say in the Star Wars Prequel

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."

4 comments:

archer said...

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my...oh, shit,man, it was a fuckin' tauntaun! EEEWWW STINKO!

Aileen said...

I don't know what's worse, a nerd quoting Star Wars or a nerd quoting Tarantino.

Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!

Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

Signed,
A nerd quoting Tarantino

Anonymous said...

Thank you. A shout out and I guffawed out loud.

Ace

Aileen said...

Anything for you, Ace. When are you going to be around for some beer and rock and roll?