Here's the conclusion I reached as I slogged through yet another 4 hours of Oscar boredom. It's a tedious chore to watch the Oscars every year, yet we do it every. single. year.
You sit through bad jokes, uncomfortable speeches, a lame "In Memoriam" montage, and at least one clip segment featuring Gary Cooper as Lou Gehrig, Scarlett O'Hara standing on the hill or Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman (or all of the above).
No one even has the balls to dress in a bad dress that we can make fun of.
I feel like I've been to the dentist.
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