Just Another Night in Crackville

Ah, the lovely Nancy Colon was at it again.... I was roused from my lovely Nyquil coma by the sound of a fight in the hallway.

A few minutes later I heard the all-too-familiar crackle of police radios downstairs, punctuated by Nancy's familiar bellow, the incessant barking of her dog, and many slamming doors. Finally quiet at 12:30 or so... I thought the cops came and took away Nancy's dog, but got more of the story this morning....

Fragments of conversation overheard: "You can talk to him at the nine-oh (90th Precinct)...." "...do you want us to take you too?" "waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. it's not FAIR...." (Nancy's usual plaint when the cops come - after all, she is the victim here, right?)

Found out this morning she and her "boyfriend" Frankenstein (another known felon, the cream of Bushwick) tried to run a shake and bake on some guy -- she lured him into her apartment for sex, took his money, then Frankie jumped out of the closet and proceeded to chase the guy out of the building. Funny thing is, this guy was so pissed, he went to the police. Within minutes there were two or three undercover units parked outside the building, hauling Frankie's ass off to jail. Yet again.

Now, the interesting thing is that the cops who showed up were detectives, not patrol cops. In "undercover" units (ummmm, guys, even a naive semi-midwesterner like me can spot those undercover cars from 500 yards. At least invest in something other than Chevy Impalas...) and not blue-and-whites.

My speculation: The guy was sent in on a buy and bust by the cops (or maybe was a cop himself). Would an illegal Mexican immigrant go to the cops if a prostitute stole his money? No, he would disappear into the weeds for fear of "La Migra" grabbing his ass. How did the NYPD get those undercover cars there so fast? I mean, within minutes of the fight, they were there. And their goal must have been Frankenstein, otherwise they would have taken Nancy in on prostitution charges, right?

Nancy's train actually derailed at Ho-town on the *way* to Crackville last night.

Just another night in the ghet-to.

ACS, I got two words for you: Nixmary Brown. Or how about these two words: FOX NEWS.