Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Jodi Picoult Thinks She Doesn't Get any Critical Respect Because She's A Girl

When actually, she doesn't get any respect because she writes shit.

She needs to shut her bazillion-selling, rich-making, crap-expelling self up.

Oh, and to the ladies at my office, Jodie Picoult and Stephenie Meyer are why I won't join your fucking book club. If one more of you asks me, "Why don't you ever come to book club?" I will stop smiling politely and say what I really want to say, which is, "BECAUSE I AM NOT A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!"

2 comments:

archer said...

Picoult sucks.

It was a hot August day,the sort of day that seems so normal and like a normal, everyday day, until the thing happens that changes your life forever, in this case the thing being a large unattended safe that fell on my three-year-old.

Miss Midwesterly said...

14-year-olds read amazing works of fiction these days. it's 40-year-olds who made picoult a phenom. and meyer, i might add. eurgh.