So the RNC has chosen Tampa as the site of its 2012 convention instead of Phoenix. They say it's because Tampa can better accommodate the number of conventioneers who will descend on the city, but the real reason is that they'll feel more comfortable in a city that has more white people than Phoenix.
Tampa also has more strippers and male prostitutes, which makes it a natural choice for the Republicans.
Can't you see the RNC slideshow showing the pros and cons of each city?
"Well, here's a screenshot of the Craigslist postings for male hookers in each city. As you can see, Tampa has three times as many rentboys for hire as Phoenix. Phoenix has, well, a hockey team. For the time being. It's gotta be Tampa!"
Haha, Arizona! You just suck!
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