Thank you. I have occasionally asked my wife if we can relocate to Utah, so I can have multiple wives. She responds that there are Amazonian cultures that encourage women to have multiple husbands, and that she has always wanted to move there. We have compromised by living in New Jersey. So I must--most unwillingly!--refuse your flattering offer, unless our Supreme Court visits the issue. Which hey, you never know.
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Thank you. I have occasionally asked my wife if we can relocate to Utah, so I can have multiple wives. She responds that there are Amazonian cultures that encourage women to have multiple husbands, and that she has always wanted to move there. We have compromised by living in New Jersey. So I must--most unwillingly!--refuse your flattering offer, unless our Supreme Court visits the issue. Which hey, you never know.
The wedding's off if Jersey is considered a compromise.
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