Fucking John Kerry.
So the guy makes a ham-fisted joke.
First of all, a New England patrician making a joke is ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS a mistake. WASPS and folks of their ilk should never, ever try to be funny. Because, as everyone knows, they are genetically incapable of it. They lack wit, and their timing always sucks.
And of course, he bumbles and fumbles and blunders and blows the joke, leaving it open, of course, for the Republican Manufactured Outrage Machine to latch onto it as a slur against the troops.
So now the portion of the American public, the ones who don't actually think, but who need to have their thoughts handed to them, who buy into all the shit that Karl Rove and Ken Mehlman and their minions pump into the media, and which the media sheep have dutifully reported, buy into this bit of hogwash: John Kerry insulted the troops!
Then, to add insult to injury, Senator Wishy-Washy backs the fuck down? Jesus Fucking Christ in a sidecar, the least he could do is step forward and say, "Yeah, I said it. So What?" Then he should blast the Media Pansies who fed into the right wing Manufactured Outrage Machine instead of saying, yo, Numbnuts, this is actually what I was saying and if you actually paid attention and reported it in context, you would have gotten it.
But, nooooooo, now Kerry's out there mewling and apologizing and begging forgiveness like a candy-ass.
I hate candy-asses.
Almost as much as I hate WASPS.
My apologies to any real numbnuts, pansies, or candy-asses who may have been offended by this.
11 comments:
I hate WASPS
What percentage Irish do I have to be so I'm not a WASP?
I'd say, if you have to ask, you probably aren't a WASP. And don't the true WASPs look down on the Irish? You know, once the help, always the help?
Thankfully, since we are only a generation or two from being a completely cafe au lait planet, WASPs are on the fast track to extinction.
You really must post more often, especially if you're going to write stuff like "fucking Christ in a sidecar," which has cost me half a Starbuck's grande redeye.
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The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The Nine Satanic Statements
from The Satanic Bible, ©1969
by Anton Szandor LaVey.
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Archer -- now do you see why I use the comments filter? I am a psycho pest-strip.
Hey, how come I don't get cool nutcase visitors like that?
I dunno. I think it helps to be an shameless harlot.
But it sure is making me rethink the whole "Jane may unmask this year" idea.
Archer, do you think Tryptomine is flirting with me?
Since I'm clearly an ignoramus when it comes to men, how's a girl to tell?
lmfao - O MAN - Now I have been catching ur entries but I never really read ALL the comments - but now - lol Im staying up to the butt crack of dawn to see this soap opera, - LMFAO !!
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