I can't for the life of me remember where I got this, so I can't
attribute to anyone. But I laughed again when I saw this:
The Classic Breakup Excuses and Their Translations:
1. It's not you
Translation: It is you, it is 100% you.
2. I like you as a friend.
Translation: You are ugly.
3. I don't think of you that way.
Translation: You are very ugly.
4. I'm just not looking for a relationship.
Translation: I am looking for a relationship, but not with you.
5. I don't want to ruin our friendship.
Translation: I would rather slit my wrists than go to bed with you.
6. I need space/I need to sort myself out.
Translation: I don't love you any more, and come to think of it I
probably never did.
2 comments:
It's not you.
Actually, it's someone I met over the weekend.
fortunately I don't think anybody has ever used any of these lines on me....whew! unfortunately, I've had to use a few of them on other people....lol!
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