Good Friday Afternoon Time Killer

Since the entire world either took the day off or bolted early, today has been an exercise in killing time.

So the world's Catholics are off to the biggest NAMBLA meeting of the year on Sunday, in the expectation that the Easter Bunny will roll back the stone and drag Punxsatawney Jesus into the sunshine, where he'll blink, then predict another six centuries of child abuse, and shuffle back inside, flapping his hand and snarling, "Fuck alla yiz."