Friday, April 21, 2006

My Future Ex-boyfriend (And He Doesn't Even Know It)

After a half-dozen Sweaty Betty Wheat Beers last night, Auntie Mame is too hung to string together anything resembling a coherent sentence. So I'm reduced to mindless links and drivel.

I love this man.

I've loved his column since the days when he was Captain X. He's got that snark factor that I like. And there's that wise-ass smirk. And his nice big nose (I like big noses). And how can you not love a man who loves Husker Du?

The only other important question: Is he tall? Tall is good.

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