Wednesday, April 5, 2006

F vs. EVG

Interesting.

If you stood the two next to each other, from the standpoint of sheer physical attractiveness or even handiness, EVG has a much more outward sexiness and beauty than F. Come on, a chubby Jewish guy from New Jersey versus the smoldering Brooklyn Bad Boy? Should be a shoo-in for EVG to win, right? You'd never look at F and think to yourself, "Hmm. I'll bet he's a really hot lay."

But F was, hands down, the

BEST.
SEX.
EVER.

Just needed to record it for posterity.

Jury's still out on EVG, there hasn't been enough of it to really be able to tell yet. It is certainly, um, plentiful and very, very physical. Let's just say, things are in proportion. Which is a good thing. And he did express to me last week, "I hope you didn't mean it when you said that was just one for the road," so I suppose we'll be doing nekkid explorations again eventually.

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