So now during the Congressional recess, Republican Cornyn has put out a memo instructing Republican candidates to hit the road in their districts and take credit for the parts of the new health care reform law that they now suddenly like, even though every single one of them voted against the bill.(They will continue with their tried and true tactic called "makin' shit up" about the rest of the bill).
Back in the sad old days of the Bill Clinton presidency, those black, grim days of peace and prosperity, when the Republican caucus proposed an alternative to Hillarycare (remember that?), it was basically the same as...wait for it...the current bill.
Are you gettin this? The Republicans were FOR the bill, before they were AGAINST the bill, before they were FOR some of it again even though they unanimously voted AGAINST it.
If that doesn't make your head hurt, I don't know what will. I assume my small cadre of readers are as smart as and in most cases are smarter than I am, so I can only assume that the Teabagger Nation people, most of whom seem to be functionally retarded anyway, will be bleeding from the ears when these candidates start stumping.
NOTE: On second thought, I doubt this will happen, since these are the same people who think Sarah Palin makes sense whenever she begins word vomiting.
UNRELATED yet semi-related aside: wouldnt it be really funny if five or ten folks showed up at every Sarah Palin appearance and just yelled out (together and on cue), "Hey Sarah! Show us your tits!" No policy challenges, or angry democrat stuff, just "Show us your tits!" What are her supporters gonna do? They secretly want to see her tits, too! This could be a movement. A flashmob for the new decade! I like it.
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