Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Greatest Painting Ever

This is even better than those Thomas Kinkade paintings you see on QVC. (No double-wide would be complete without one.)

Have fun scrolling around on the painting and reading what painter has written about each character. Note that he apparently has nothing to say about "Handicapped Child." I'm not sure what that means. Does he mean that handicapped children have no value to our nation and should be aborted? And the "College Student" is holding what the painter calls "the most important book written." He is of course referring to "The Five Thousand Year Leap," which if you've been paying attention, is also Glenn Beck's favorite book.

Thanks, Wonkette, for the quarter hour of laughs!

4 comments:

archer said...

Pretty funny spoof here.

Don said...

The spoof's not a copyright infringement? Good, cuz funnee.

Never heard of that book but a quick browse suggests I might like it. I'm big on founding principles of liberty and shit like that. Not to mention historical discontinuities that occasionally reset the apparent trends of human development. So long as it doesn't have any of that god and jesus crap in it.

Don said...

Review of that book here. Quite enough.

Aileen said...

Dear Mr. Archer, that spoof was hilarious, thanks for the link.

Don, isn't Glenn Beck's endorsement enough to give you pause?