TWTWTW

Dear Senator Biden -

I am waiting anxiously for Thursday. Don't go all soft and courtly on me. I want to see blood around your muzzle come 10:30. Publicly humiliate the bitch, then eviscerate her. Leave her entrails and eyeglass fragments in a steaming, stinking heap on the stage.

Oh, and in case you're looking for some talking points of why Sarah Palin is even more dangerous than that crackpot old man (who is exhibiting some symptoms of incipient Alzheimer's) on her ticket, read what Sam Harris has to say in Newsweek.

As an aside -- I'm not kidding about that Alzheimer's thing. I think McCain has Alzheimer's. A couple of stage four Alzheimer's symptoms:

* Decreased capacity to perform complex tasks, such as planning dinner for guests, paying bills and managing finances. Or campaigning, preparing for a debate, and attending a White House meeting.

* The affected individual may seem subdued and withdrawn, especially in socially or mentally challenging situations, like a complex discussion about the economy at the White House, in which he hunched toadlike in a corner and contributed nothing to the discussion.

Can we find a Democratic Drudge to start floating that rumor?