Thursday, December 21, 2006

Jane's Approved Holiday Song List

With their representative first couple of lines to illustrate just why Jane loves them so much:

1) Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
"It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank/An old man said to me, won't see another one...."

2) Happy Xmas (War is Over) - John Lennon
"And so this is Christmas, and what have you done?"

3) Merry Christmas from the Family - Robert Earl Keen
"Mom got drunk, and Dad got drunk, at our Christmas party..."

4) Merry Christmas to Me/Hard Candy Christmas - KT Sullivan
"December rain is slowly falling, it's colder than it used to be / There's no one here I feel like calling... Merry Christmas to me..." blah blah blah "Here's a toast to what once was, and another year alone..."

5) After the Holidays - Andrea Marcovicci
"Just stay with me till after the holidays, that's when I need you so...Please say you'll wait till after the holidays, then I can let you go... Don't make me face this Christmas alone, after each wonderful Christmas we've known... Won't you be kind and let me believe, you're mine on New Year's Eve?"

Jesus, is that last one mewling or what?

Can't wait for January 6, the official end of the 12 Fucking days of Christmas -- which means, for me, hard core New Orleans and Mardi Gras music can begin!

I am taking requests, so if anyone has any suggestions for less-than-cheerful tunes for my Xmas list, send 'em on in.

3 comments:

Deadman said...

Blue Christmas, by The King.

Anonymous said...

Yep...I can't wait till Christmas is over too...Aargh..

CocteauBoy said...

The best Christmas album to come out in a long time was from LOW:

IF YOU WERE BORN TODAY (song for little baby jesus)

if you were born today
we'd kill you by age eight
never get the chance to say:

joy to the world and
peace on the earth
forgive them for they know not what they do

blessed are the meek and
blessed are the humble
blessed are the ninety and nine

deny the flesh
deny all that's evil
tonight you'll deny me thrice


if you were born today
we'd kill you by age eight
ever get the chance to say...

ooooo....

ONE SPECIAL GIFT

after we've spent all the money
on nieces and nephews
and a couple of friends

there'll be just enough left
for one special gift
for one special gift

for one special guest

LOW put out this excellent, gorgeous, melancholy Christmas CD that is just anti-Christmas enough not to be anti-holiday, with an amazing cover of Blue Christmas that shifts it into a lamenting lull instead of a sexy smarminess.

If you want a copy, let me know!

Troy aka CocteauBoy