All right, kids, I hang my weary head in shame and admit that I have consumed the Kool-Aid.
It's grapey and delicious. Next I'll pour it into ice cube trays and make little popsicles.
Still stupid. But it is a good place to unload the snark, isn't it?
Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Awful Crap on Facebook Today
Facebook is a really good place to nurture a superiority complex.
It also reinforces my belief that I may be, quite possibly, the meanest human being on the planet for making fun of the people (some of them my OWN BLOOD RELATIVES) who are posting godawful greeting card shite like this:
Fathers Day Approaches:
Roses grow in Heaven, Lord, pick a bunch for me.
Place them in my Dad's arms & tell him they're from me.
Tell him that I love & miss him & when he turns to smile,
place a kiss upon his cheek & hold him for a while.
Because remembering... him is..easy.. I do it everyday.
There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.
Copy & paste if your Dad is in Heaven. Love and miss you Dad!
If there turns out to be an afterlife and I find out people are using my name in the same ROOM as shit like this, I swear I will come back and haunt them. And not in a good way.
It also reinforces my belief that I may be, quite possibly, the meanest human being on the planet for making fun of the people (some of them my OWN BLOOD RELATIVES) who are posting godawful greeting card shite like this:
Fathers Day Approaches:
Roses grow in Heaven, Lord, pick a bunch for me.
Place them in my Dad's arms & tell him they're from me.
Tell him that I love & miss him & when he turns to smile,
place a kiss upon his cheek & hold him for a while.
Because remembering... him is..easy.. I do it everyday.
There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.
Copy & paste if your Dad is in Heaven. Love and miss you Dad!
If there turns out to be an afterlife and I find out people are using my name in the same ROOM as shit like this, I swear I will come back and haunt them. And not in a good way.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Everyone is Right -- Facebook is Stupid
Growing up, we were not allowed to call people "stupid," but then again, I also had to be home before the streetlights came on and would have been killed by my parents for smoking. Since I'm a grown-up now, I'm going to call everyone and everything on Facebook "stupid."
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
I've been on Facebook for one whole week, and it's already mind-numbingly, stultifyingly, stupid. I want to kill myself when I go to Facebook. In fact, when I look at Facebook, I feel myself growing stupider by the second.
People on Facebook are stupid. They're playing stupid games, some of them ALL DAY LONG. They're sending each other stupid messages and stupid thumbs-ups and making stupid comments OUT IN PUBLIC about stupid things. I've gotten stupid friend requests from people who I never gave a hoot whether I ever heard from them again, with their stupid little messages to go along with their stupid friend requests, and you know what, stupid? I actually, truly do not give a shit what stupid things you have been doing for the past twenty years, because if I did give a shit, I WOULD HAVE STAYED IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
Should I keep my profile up, just so can be an Anthropologist of Stupid?
It's almost as stupid as stupid Twitter.