"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Sullenberger. You know those announcements you ignored about 10 minutes ago while you were still sending text messages on your Blackberries and throwing sections of the New York Times on the floor? Well, you're gonna wish you listened a little closer. See, we've lost both of our engines and in about 45 seconds you are going to be up to your knees in icy water.
But there is good news. In fact, you can even say that today you won the lottery. Not only am I an aviation safety expert, I'm a licensed glider pilot, so I'm going to fly this 80-ton brick like it's an ultralight vehicle, and you are more than likely going to have nothing more than wet feet.
Now, brace for impact, 'cause we're going down."
(brief silence)
"Oh, and one more thing. You will get your luggage back."
1 comment:
Funny :) (and so true)
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