Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Petulant Old Man Gets Testy With Des Moines Register

Unwittingly hilarious.

"I'm not an astronaut but I understand the challenges of space."

You know, come to think of it, I work on the Upper East Side, and Mike Bloomberg LIVES on the UES, so I must be qualified to be mayor of New York. I ride the subways, so I'm fully qualified to be the head of the MTA.

And I can see Russia from my house.

Do you think if the Smothers Brothers still had a variety show, they'd write a song with the chorus "And I can see Russia from my house."?

And yes, the Smothers Brothers reference outs me as old.

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