Friday, July 27, 2007

CAUTION: HARRY POTTER SPOILERS!

Just kidding.

To my friends: if you want to talk about it, there are lots of other people besides me to do it with. Somewhere around the Goblet of Fire, I lost interest.

And for all you perverts out there (and I know you're out there) Emma Watson turns 18 on April 15, 2008. You can start your creepy countdown now. But just so you know, the Karmic retribution for having "I could legally fuck her" countdowns is that somewhere in your town, someone inappropriate is thinking about YOUR daughter and wanking in the shower. Could be her band director, her soccer coach, her SAT prep coach.

Probably, though, it's that 50 year old divorced guy who lives next door to you.

1 comment:

Paula Light said...

That is creepy! Wow, I see HP bloggery everywhere -- this is how the few people who didn't watch the Sopranos must have felt when we all were going on about that. I read only a bit of the first HP and wasn't interested in more. My kids see the movies because their friends go, but they're not into it otherwise.