Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Oh, Sweet Jesus, My Oldest Brother is Now On Facebook
Here's a picture of his race car. New spoilers, no sponsor decals yet.
I haven't been to the races in YEARS. There's something about the smell of methanol. 800 hp pushing 1500 pounds of car. World of Outlaws. Only the best ride four abreast. Knoxville Nationals. It's a thing.
Most people just wouldn't understand. Especially people here.
Whether Natasha Hayes Uses the Word Or Not, She is Cheating on Her Husband
Whether Natasha Hayes uses the word or not, she has been cheating on her husband. When you get to the "My GOD, what have you done to me" stage of it, it's too late. Just because a penis and a vagina haven't gotten involved, doesn't mean it's not an affair. That's like a girl who lets her boyfriend fuck her in the ass and gives him a blow job every night, but claims she's still a virgin because he never fucked her pussy.
Trust me, I know of what I speak.
Except for the dirty pictures part.
Seriously, I think that's kind of gross.
And you know, the so-called lefty-liberal Salon readers are the worst judgemental and fundamentalist shitheads sometimes. I cringe to read some of their letters (and not just in this article). Honestly, fundamentalist lefties are as nauseating as fundamentalist righties. If you're a fundamentalist anything, you're really just an asshole.
Trust me, I know of what I speak.
Except for the dirty pictures part.
Seriously, I think that's kind of gross.
And you know, the so-called lefty-liberal Salon readers are the worst judgemental and fundamentalist shitheads sometimes. I cringe to read some of their letters (and not just in this article). Honestly, fundamentalist lefties are as nauseating as fundamentalist righties. If you're a fundamentalist anything, you're really just an asshole.
I Swear I Will Think of Something Awful and Hilarious to Say About This
A 6-story statue called "Touchdown Jesus" struck by lightning.
Oh, please, please, please, humor gods, please touch me with your noodly appendages.
And only tangentially related, I told one of those obnoxious subway proselytizers, one of those people giving GRACE to JEEE-ZUZ because HE will judge you for your EVIL homosexual ways, to shut the fuck up this morning, because he was ruining everyone's 7:30. I said it in a really loud voice, too.
"Dude. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."
People applauded.
Oh, please, please, please, humor gods, please touch me with your noodly appendages.
And only tangentially related, I told one of those obnoxious subway proselytizers, one of those people giving GRACE to JEEE-ZUZ because HE will judge you for your EVIL homosexual ways, to shut the fuck up this morning, because he was ruining everyone's 7:30. I said it in a really loud voice, too.
"Dude. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."
People applauded.