Settle a Bet

Please tell me which one is Michael.

I think he is the 2nd one from the left in the back row (with his arm in the air) and that the little guy on the right is Randy, the mythical "6th Jackson Brother."

No one is counting how many people are in this shot -- there are SIX Jackson brothers in this shot, and everyone knows that Randy was the baby.

Please weigh in, my friends.

Gorgeous Harold Ford, Jr., Spotted on Madison Avenue

Walked past me at about 9:30 this morning as I was going into the building where I work.

DAMN! That man is fi-hi-hiiiiine! This is a truly beautiful human being.

The Creepiest Guy on the Beach

Went to Coneyhampton on Sunday with Roni, and not only was it a beautiful day, it was very, very entertaining to people-watch.

This guy caught our eye. I don't know if it was his Miltonesque glasses (what do you mean you didn't see "Office Space"????), the bucket hat which covered his bald head with the fringe of greasy long hair, or the fact that HE WASN'T WEARING A SWIMSUIT. Yes, ladies and gents, this perv stripped down to his BVD's like it was an okay thing to do.

Interestingly enough, he had a very wide perimeter of beach around him.

California Here I Come

I'll be off to California for a week come Thursday, so I promise I will be posting while I'm there. As a New Yorker, I know I'm not supposed to say this, but I kinda dig LA, especially since I'll get to stay over the weekend and hang at the beach.

More to come...

Thank You, Universe

I don't know what's better, the fact that Sarah Palin's tan appears to end halfway up the backs of her hands, that she's wearing full campaign maquillage, or that she is striking PAGEANT POSES for Runner's World!

Just go here, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Cute baby, though.