Quote of the Day: OK Cupid Profile

The first things people usually notice about me:

Most people seem to think I'm funny... but there was one woman who I was fixed up on a blind date with who found me decidedly unfunny and demanded that I live up to the expectations set by the person who fixed us up.
 
It was then I discovered that trying to establish your sense of humor by arguing is.... also not funny.
 

Ok, I liked the fact that this guy was willing to talk about a date that was an utter failure.  This guy is RIDICULOUSLY handsome, but that's offset by the fact that he's only 5'8."  (tell me, why is having a preference for tall men considered shallow?)
 
Also, he's not looking for cougie-love, dammit, otherwise I'd send him a message.

Quote of the Day: OK Cupid Profile

This guy had more than one quotable quote, and the balls to use his real name as his user name:

I don't think I'm supposed to live alone. But other people's domestic situations make me want to flee into the woods.

I liked working at newspapers. It gave me a professional excuse to gossip and look at house fires.

When people act like you're stupid, it's often because they themselves are stupid, and this is how they hope to have it pass unnoticed.

Quote of the Day: OK Cupid Profile

This guy clearly never, ever wants to have sex again:

On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home online playing poker, or out at a buddies place having a couple of beers and playing rock band.

Who admits that?