Because seriously, why bother? They shouldn't even be allowed to add "naise" to the end of this word, because doesn't mayonnaise, by definition, contain eggs?
It's like going to a vegan restaurant and seeing "tempeh bacon" on the menu. You can't call it bacon if it's not bacon! No, not even the turkey bacon! Bacon has to be made from....BACON!
And don't get me started on fake fur. If you hate fur so much, don't even wear the fake kind. I'm not talking about the blatantly fake fur, like the purple Lenny Kravitz thing that I tromp around in during cool weather which, as far as I can tell, is made of Muppets, but the fake fur that looks like the real stuff, the stuff that's good enough to fake out Anna Wintour -- or me -- from fifty paces. (I can spot a department store fur in a heartbeat.) It oughta be called something like "polyester fiber pelted to look like a dead animal."
