Thursday, October 7, 2010

And the Devil said, "Is it cold in here?"

Well, I'm gonna brag on myself for a second.

I'm now a Director at a Fortune 500 company.

Holy shit, I'm a fucking suit. 

Guess I'll have to stop calling people "asshole" in meetings now.

7 comments:

Paula said...

What shoes are you wearing? :)

(CONGRATS!!)

Keera Ann Fox said...

I want to know, too. About the shooze. And congrats!

Don said...

A Director?! Whoa.

If you ever think you can't date construction workers anymore, throw yourself out a window.

Congratulations, though. Seriously. They don't promote people to that who aren't award-winning ass-kissing douche-bags unless they're really good at whatever it is people who become Directors do and will help make the company more money. That's all good -- very good.

JD said...

@Paula/Keera: My black shitkicker motorcycle boots, of course.

@Don: I'm honing my ass-kissing douchebag skills as we speak. (I've been told I'm a little impolitic). And I won't be throwing myself out a window any time soon. Fa-realz.

Keera Ann Fox said...

But of course. What else do you wear with a suit? ;-)

gekko said...

Hot damn! A babe _and_ someone important. WTG!

throckey said...

Awesome. I know some suits. They don't get to say "fuck" enough, but otherwise they're all right.