Sunday, May 17, 2009

No, Krystal Ball is Not a Stripper OR a Drag Queen

Thanks to Wonkette.

I am not making this up. In fact, I have some questions for her:

-- Can anyone take a candidate named Krystal Ball seriously?

-- Did she go out looking to marry a guy with the last name "Ball"? Did she reject the guys with the last names "Goblet," "Chandelier" and "Meth"?

-- Why not hyphenate? It's working for Hillary.

-- Is she aware that unless she sends her precious daughter to exclusively all-girl schools straight through college, at some point obnoxious jocks will snickeringly give her the nickname, "Havina" or "Hadda"?

I'm just sayin'...

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