New Jersey Works on Low Self-Esteem

Today was the opening of the New Jersey Hall of Fame. From its website:

"The inaugural class of the New Jersey Hall of Fame inductees includes Buzz Aldrin, Clara Barton, Yogi Berra, Bill Bradley, Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Malcolm Forbes, Robert Wood Johnson II, Vince Lombardi, Toni Morrison, Norman Schwarzkopf, Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Meryl Streep and Harriet Tubman. We anticipate that most, if not all, of our inductees and/or their families will be on hand for this historic event."

I wish I could have been there, just to see how Albert Einstein, Clara Barton, Vince Lombardi and Harriet Tubman have been holding up after all these years.

And where the f*** was FRANKIE VALLI? I mean, come ON.