Pluto Demoted, Goofy to Fill In as Interim Ninth Planet

When reached at his home in Lake Buena Vista, Florida, Goofy commented, "While I am deeply sorry that Pluto no longer fits the requirements to be a planet, I sincerely believe that my past long commitment to my previous employer amply demonstrates my ability to fill the position for many millennia to come."

Pluto declined further comment through his representatives.