By Request, 'specially For Ace: Jedi Master Mace Windu As Voiced By Jules Winnfield

(From the early 2000's)
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson say in the Star Wars Prequel

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."

What Does Marsellus Wallace Look Like? Or, "You may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."

I was going to write one of those oogie "strong in the broken places," posts, but then I remembered who I am.

Here, in a nutshell, is where I started out today:

Butch: So we cool?

Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

Butch: Deal.

Marsellus: Get your ass out of here.

And oh! I uploaded a new profile picture. Still don't know what I did on my Blackberry to kill the other one, but oh, well.